Here’s to the curve, the sinker, the knuckler and the screwball. And here’s to just lobbing it over if you can’t find the zone after 5 pitches.
It’s Memorial Day weekend. A holiday to memorialize veterans, but especially veterans who played wiffleball. Every red-blooded, bacon eating American grew up playing wiffleball. If they didn’t then they most likely shave their facial hair into a chinstrap and never met a shirt button they liked. If you have no idea what I’m talking about you should probably get out to Amazon.com and buy this book.
It’s Memorial Day weekend. Celebrate accordingly: