Monthly Archives: June 2010

Derrek Lee Is The New Michael Barrett

This happened today: http://sports.espn.go.com/chicago/mlb/news/story?id=5328972 It is speculated in the article that Zambrano was mad at Derrek Lee for not making a play on a Juan Pierre grounder. Take a look at Lee’s lips in the video. I think you’ll be … Continue reading

Posted in Fantasy Advice, Key Ingredients | Tagged , , | Leave a comment

Stirring The Pot – England’s Greatest Prime Minister

The case for Lord Palmerston – The Stew Henry John Temple, known simply as Lord Palmerston, reigns supreme in the court of British Prime Ministers.  The last Prime Minister to die in office, Lord Palmerston was a renegade by any … Continue reading

Posted in Stirring The Pot | Tagged , , , , | Leave a comment

Randy Booth Hates That Kansas City Is In This Video

I bet Randy Booth is going to blog about this one.  Sorry Randy, but Racist Irish Cops failed to qualify for World Cup:

Posted in Key Ingredients | Tagged , , | Leave a comment

Jugador De La Semana – Victor Zambrano

Who does Steve Phillips have to screw to get everyone to realize he’s not the GM who traded away Scott Kazmir for Victor Zambrano? It was actually former Mets GM Jim Duquette that pulled the trigger on that one. Zambrano … Continue reading

Posted in Jugador de la Semana | Tagged , , , , , | 1 Comment

Chicago Cubs confirm what many already knew, they’re gay

After more than 100 years in the closet, the Cubs have finally decided it’s time to come out.  And like I always say, there’s no better way to tell the world you’re gay (not that there’s anything wrong with that) … Continue reading

Posted in Key Ingredients | Tagged , , | Leave a comment

Michael Cuddyer To Add 3B To His Curriculum Vitae?

Michael Cuddyer might soon be the cure to some fantasy owners’ 3B ills. Those of us riding out Alberto Callaspo or Chone Figgins (me) at the hot corner might be interested in what Rotowire.com has to say: Cuddyer is in … Continue reading

Posted in Fantasy Advice | Tagged , | Leave a comment

Josh Hamilton Hates Proof; Prefers To Go By Alcohol By Volume Instead

Josh Hamilton is deciding to take ‘er easy for the Home Run Derby this year. Judging by his 2010 statistics and his current standings in the fan voting he’ll still have to show up for the All-Star Game but he’ll … Continue reading

Posted in Key Ingredients | Tagged , , , | Leave a comment

Enter the Phil Rules

Apparently not satisfied with ruining the career of just one promising pitching prospect, the Yankees have decided to start limiting Phil Hughes innings and will skip the A.L. wins leader’s next start. I can only imagine the meeting that took … Continue reading

Posted in Key Ingredients | Tagged , , , , , | Leave a comment

How Randy Booth Gets Increased Hits On His Blog

We’re not the kind of people that are going to kick someone while they’re down. It’d be too easy to heap on anything about the Celtics’ loss to the Lakers. Plus, people might assume that we support the Lakers. I … Continue reading

Posted in Key Ingredients | Tagged , , , | 1 Comment

Deep thoughts with Sasha Vujacic as he shoots the biggest free throws of his life

“Shit, I’m on national TV and I haven’t even combed my hair.  Oh well, at least my eyebrows look good.  Who am I kidding?  I look good.  It’s kind of cold in here when you’re not wearing warm ups.  Did … Continue reading

Posted in Key Ingredients | Tagged , , , , , | 1 Comment