Let’s face it, the fans in Philly are far more entertaining than the team right now. The Fightin’ Phils are 4-11 in their last 15 games while scoring only 29 total runs over that time, including five shutouts. But despite the lack of runs and wins, going to a Phillies game has never been more exciting. In fact, the recent events at Citizens Bank Park have been so bizarre that I’m starting to think these guys would actually be considered normal in the City of Brotherly Love.
Maybe he should open a bar with that Indonesian chain-smoking baby, so other kids with adult addictions have a place to go. They could call it The Rotten Tot.