After more than 100 years in the closet, the Cubs have finally decided it’s time to come out. And like I always say, there’s no better way to tell the world you’re gay (not that there’s anything wrong with that) than a parade.
Early reports indicate that the team couldn’t be happier with the timing of the decision, as you can tell from these actual quotes taken out of context from a real article about the event:
“It should be fun. I hear a lot of great things about it. Everybody is thrilled.”