Chicago Cubs confirm what many already knew, they’re gay

After more than 100 years in the closet, the Cubs have finally decided it’s time to come out.  And like I always say, there’s no better way to tell the world you’re gay (not that there’s anything wrong with that) than a parade.

Early reports indicate that the team couldn’t be happier with the timing of the decision, as you can tell from these actual quotes taken out of context from a real article about the event:

“It should be fun.  I hear a lot of great things about it.  Everybody is thrilled.”

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