Costanzaaaaaa!!!!!

Where's Costanza!?!

It looks like all those calzones finally caught up with ol’ Steinbrenner.

Insensitivities aside, this is pretty big news. A true capitalist American born on the most American of days (July 4th, 1930) has died in Tampa, FL today. He showed us that money can buy you happiness as well as championships. For a stretch during the naughts The Boss’s strategy fell on hard times when he found that money unfortunately couldn’t buy you team chemistry. Now that the Steinbrenner sons are running the show the Yankees are back to their old World Series winning tricks.

I’d have to assume that Theo Epstein’s house will now become the most haunted place in America.

For those looking for inappropriateness concerning this situation, I’d like to direct you to the Comments section on Deadspin.

Advertisements
This entry was posted in Key Ingredients and tagged , , . Bookmark the permalink.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s