Paul Janish Wants You To Know That He Hates The Pirates

I hate...um...the Pirates?

In an effort to single out each team in the NL Central, Cincinnati 2B/3B/SS Paul Janish expressed his hate for the division basement dwelling Pittsburgh Pirates:

Well, Joey already took the Cubs and Brandon just called the StL. Cardinals “little bitches”, so I figured I should probably pick a team to hate that was equivalent to my notoriety. Pittsburgh seemed like the perfect choice since they’re about as relevant as I am.

We’re not sure what the conversion rate between 174 career ABs and 18 consecutive losing season is, but I’d say Janish’s assessment is pretty accurate.

Stay tuned for next week when Bronson Arroyo hates the Brewers and Jay Bruce hates the Astros.

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3 Responses to Paul Janish Wants You To Know That He Hates The Pirates

  1. Sam says:

    do you ever feel like a faggot?

  2. Pingback: Reds, tired of hating other teams, decide to hate their own fans | The Been Stew

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