Dan Aykroyd and Zombie John Belushi To Star In New Blues Brothers Movie

The Blues Brothers is quite possibly THE quintessentially iconic movie concerning the Windy City. Then Blues Brothers 2000 happened. The fact that there is a younger generation out there who think of the latter first when “Blues Brothers” is uttered could be considered an act of treason.

Praise be to the Lord that a third Blues Brothers joint is in the works. And believe it or not, this one is based squarely on true events.

We’re putting the band back together!

I know super sexy “vampires” are all the rage now (give me Gary Oldman or give me death) but zombies have always been the undead standard for me. So you can imagine my elation when I was informed that they are reanimating the dead corpse of John Belushi to make sure original cast is complete. Hopefully there’s enough juice leftover for Minnie the Moocher.

The plot for this new flick? Those wacky nuns at the School Sisters of Notre Dame are about to lose their ministries in poor, Tebow-less countries. Waaaaaahh??!!?! How could they do that to those nice sisters? Here comes Zombie Jake and Elwood to the rescue! The brothers put together a wacky scheme to sell a Honus Wagner card at auction to memorabilia hoarders.

Here’s your abridged script.

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2 Responses to Dan Aykroyd and Zombie John Belushi To Star In New Blues Brothers Movie

  1. Bullshit says:

    This is the biggest pile of bullshit I`ve ever seen.

    I guess you are so full of it that your head oozes fecal drops every minute.

    Joke or no joke, the idea is repulsive.

  2. beenstew says:

    Thank you for your continued support of the semi-successful sports satire blog, The Been Stew.

    We can assure you that the shit-to-brains ratio in our heads is currently at acceptable and sustainable levels.

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