Today’s Quote Producer – Ryan Theriot

"I, Ryan Theriot, do solemnly swear that I will always dive for balls out of my reach and run to first after being walked" (Pictured, from left, David Eckstein, Stubby Clapp, Ryan Theriot, Bo Hart, Aaron Miles, Skip Schumaker)

If there are two things to know about Cardinals fans, it’s that they hate the Cubs and love undersized guys with oversized heart.  That’s why they must be pleased with what Ryan Theriot had to say about being traded to St. Louis:

“I’m finally on the right side of the Cubs-Cardinals rivalry.”

Short, white, scrappy, and witty?  Sounds like newly the acquired infielder will have no trouble fitting in with Cardinals fans.





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1 Response to Today’s Quote Producer – Ryan Theriot

  1. TimJL says:

    I say you blow that picture up to 24×36, open a kiosk at the mall, and become rich beyond your wildest imagination.

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