If there are two things to know about Cardinals fans, it’s that they hate the Cubs and love undersized guys with oversized heart. That’s why they must be pleased with what Ryan Theriot had to say about being traded to St. Louis:
“I’m finally on the right side of the Cubs-Cardinals rivalry.”
Short, white, scrappy, and witty? Sounds like newly the acquired infielder will have no trouble fitting in with Cardinals fans.