Category Archives: The Unreal News

Andy Marte Assigned To Minors; States “My Work Here Is Done”

The Pittsburgh Pirates assigned four players to their minor league affiliates on Saturday. Among those players was former elite, can’t-miss prospect Andy Marte. Marte was signed late last year by the Pittsburgh Pirates after he was let go by the … Continue reading

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Angels’ GM Forgets To Change Office Calendar For Four Years, Trades For Vernon Wells

The Been Stew has a way of getting to the bottom of things. The recent Vernon Wells-Mike Napoli/Juan Rivera trade is no different. Wells, who experienced a slight resurgence last season, is still owed $86 million over the next 4 … Continue reading

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Pujols’ agent to Cardinals: We will not negotiate in-season. . .

or if your GM continues to dress like this:

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Texas Rangers, Beltre Looking Forward To A Big 2016

Adrian Beltre turned his only year in Boston into a retirement plan rivaling even the best Roth IRA. Signing a deal worth $96 million over 6 years, Beltre seems to be set monetarily for the rest of his career. But … Continue reading

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A Post All About Todd Helton, Colorado Rockies

Hall of Fame voting this year will provide a valuable barometer for coming years. Larry Walker, one of the best hitters of the 90s/00s, is up for induction. How his stats are perceived by the HOF voters may dictate how … Continue reading

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Greinke To Milwaukee; Fox Scraps Plans For “The Scout 2”

Talk about fallout. Twenty First Century Fox, already in advanced pre-production, has been forced to scrap plans for potential blockbuster “The Scout 2”. Fox Studios, like many in the baseball business, thought a Greinke-to-the-Yankees deal was all but inevitable. With … Continue reading

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The Jeter Negotiations

We’ve all heard how Derek Jeter’s agent Casey Close is “baffled” by the Yankees’ negotiations with their franchise shortstop.  But it wasn’t till now that we know the context of that comment.  In a Been Stew exclusive, here’s the transcript … Continue reading

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Tim Tebow Exclusive Interview. Displeased By Biography, Plans To Release Autobiography

Tim Tebow is a busy guy. Sitting on the sideline the entire game until it’s time to vulture fantasy points away from Knowshon Moreno. Yeah, I know. Total jerkface. But what Mr. Tebow enjoys more than anything is giving exclusive … Continue reading

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Dan Aykroyd and Zombie John Belushi To Star In New Blues Brothers Movie

The Blues Brothers is quite possibly THE quintessentially iconic movie concerning the Windy City. Then Blues Brothers 2000 happened. The fact that there is a younger generation out there who think of the latter first when “Blues Brothers” is uttered … Continue reading

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Zenyatta loses perfect record. . . doesn’t care because she’s a horse

Heads were hanging low Saturday at Churchill Downs as the 6-year old mare Zenyatta ended a prestigious career with her only loss in 20 races.  Hall of Fame jockey, Mike Smith took it especially hard saying, with tears in his … Continue reading

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