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The Barry Zito Diaries

Barry Zito, the Giants’ $126 million man, was famously (not really) left off the 2010 playoff roster. The bay city rocker will still get a ring but doesn’t have too many World Series stories to tell the street urchins outside … Continue reading

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The Series For The World

What’s not to like about this year’s World Series? Obviously if your team isn’t playing you’d prefer they were, but other than that fact this fall classic should lead to enjoyable viewing. The antlers/whatever business is the dumbest thing since … Continue reading

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Josh Hamilton The Chicago Cub. I Remember That…Hour.

    In case you haven’t heard Justin Bieber rules, Katy Perry has boobs and Josh Hamilton can hit baseballs at an above average rate. Unless you’re able to avoid the suckfest that is ESPN announcing you probably have heard … Continue reading

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Josh Hamilton Hates Proof; Prefers To Go By Alcohol By Volume Instead

Josh Hamilton is deciding to take ‘er easy for the Home Run Derby this year. Judging by his 2010 statistics and his current standings in the fan voting he’ll still have to show up for the All-Star Game but he’ll … Continue reading

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