Tag Archives: Pete Rose

The Been Stew Inches Towards All-Time Hits Record

Perhaps Pete Rose is too busy brushing up on his Korean to realize it but The Been Stew has launched an all-out assault on the Hit King’s record of 4,256. After a big Tuesday we’re currently sitting a mere 12 … Continue reading

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If they weren’t baseball players – science fiction edition

If he wasn’t a baseball player, Pete Rose would be the alter ego of Dr. Bruce Banner: If he wasn’t a baseball player, David Wright would be the bad guy in a Star Wars spoof: If he wasn’t a baseball … Continue reading

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In unrelated incidents, Pete Rose denies corking his bat; loses all of his old memorabilia in a car fire

Well, not even Pete Rose would have bet on this happening.  Once again, Major League baseball’s all time hits leader finds himself in the middle of controversy, but this time it involves on the field actions.  Upon hearing that his … Continue reading

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