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Texas Rangers, Beltre Looking Forward To A Big 2016

Adrian Beltre turned his only year in Boston into a retirement plan rivaling even the best Roth IRA. Signing a deal worth $96 million over 6 years, Beltre seems to be set monetarily for the rest of his career. But … Continue reading

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Yankees To Cliff Lee; “Who Needed You Anyways?”

Just when you thought the Yankees couldn’t get any better, this happens. Jilted by slightly above-average lefty Cliff Lee the New York Yankees went out and signed someone better. The Been Stew kept you all abreast of Mark Prior’s comeback … Continue reading

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The Barry Zito Diaries

Barry Zito, the Giants’ $126 million man, was famously (not really) left off the 2010 playoff roster. The bay city rocker will still get a ring but doesn’t have too many World Series stories to tell the street urchins outside … Continue reading

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Now Pitching For The Rangers, Second Baseman, CJ Wilson

Here’s how inspirational Cliff Lee has been on left-handed starter CJ Wilson. Click the picture for the article and moving picture accompaniment:

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Your “Least Deserving Potential World Series Ring Winners”

Barry Bonds never won a World Series. Karl Malone and John Stockton could never overtake Jordan’s Bulls. To Vince Lombardi, Dan Marino’s name never had a good…ring to it. See what I did there? The point I’m trying to make … Continue reading

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The Series For The World

What’s not to like about this year’s World Series? Obviously if your team isn’t playing you’d prefer they were, but other than that fact this fall classic should lead to enjoyable viewing. The antlers/whatever business is the dumbest thing since … Continue reading

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Well, This Is Sort Of Funny

I won’t do too much analysis on the article because the good people at Yahoo! sports have done a solid job already. Bengie Molina is probably getting his ring fitted right now: Bengie Molina is getting a ring no matter … Continue reading

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How to become a dominating pitcher – by Cliff Lee

Not everyone has the same path to becoming one of the game’s best pitchers.  You could go the Tim Lincecum route and win back to back Cy Youngs in your first two full seasons, the Chris Carpenter route and reinvent … Continue reading

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Yankees Have Moment Of Silence For Dude Who Caught That Foul Ball That One Time

In life there are three types of people; those going to hell and those going to heaven. Then, there are those going to…ultra-heaven. Known simply to us underprivileged losers as “Yankees fans”, these faithful fanatics are obviously on a higher … Continue reading

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Edit: Playoff Predictions

A concussed Justin Morneau didn’t cheer hard enough from the dugout and the Stew’s darkhorse pick for the Series was ousted from the playoffs. As is the custom of recent times, the Yankees were the team doing the ousting. Once … Continue reading

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