Tag Archives: World Cup

Change the channel again and I’ll kill ya

A South African man was beaten to death by his wife and two kids after changing the channel to watch some World Cup soccer action.  Even if they couldn’t stand to hear another vuvuzela or just didn’t want to miss … Continue reading

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Norton Is Shaking In His Boot.log

An extremely advanced and devastating virus is sweeping the nation and appears poised to spread to all countries. While the virus has not yet been confirmed by Snopes, there are plenty of infected PC users who are trying to get … Continue reading

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Please sir, I want some more

In a game that provided about as much closure as the series finale of The Sopranos, the U.S. soccer team took advantage of goalkeeper Robert Green’s generosity to salvage a 1-1 tie draw with England.  After watching the full 90 … Continue reading

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A World Cup reminder: Italians are assholes

Dubbed “The Battle of Santiago”, Chile and Italy met in the 1962 World Cup. It appears that the Chileans were the only ones interested in playing soccer at the time. Reminding us once again that Italians are not the friendliest … Continue reading

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